perchu:

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iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

(Source: chaoskii, via okaymad)

Timestamp: 1412029431

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via consultingtimepilot)

The kitten color printer ran out of ink mid way through

(Source: awwww-cute, via consultingtimepilot)

Timestamp: 1412029127

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via officialwhitegirls)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via heart)

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via consultingtimepilot)

Timestamp: 1412028995